Biscoff Medallion Bag Tag

Description

If you have ever flown enough miles to expect something meaningful and instead received a single Biscoff cookie, this bag tag is for you.

The Biscoff Medallion is an airline loyalty parody inspired by useless miles, downgraded perks, and the slow realization that the reward was the cookie the whole time.

Clip this onto your luggage and enjoy the quiet chaos of fellow travelers recognizing it immediately. Some will laugh. Some will sigh. A few will whisper “meh miles” under their breath and stare into the middle distance.

Printed in full color on both sides of a durable PVC card and paired with a flexible plastic loop, this tag is made to survive real travel, real overhead bins, and real disappointment.

Details
– Size: 3.375 in x 2.125 in
– Full color, double sided print
– Durable PVC card, ID style thickness
– Includes clear plastic luggage loop

What it does
– Makes your bag stand out at baggage claim
– Starts conversations with people who fly too much
– Signals that you have accepted the cookie and moved on

What it does not do
– Increase your upgrade chances
– Get you extra legroom
– Get you more than one cookie

This is a parody item. It is not affiliated with any airline or loyalty program. It will not get you special treatment, but it accurately reflects the current state of airline rewards, which feels important.

Perfect for frequent flyers, aviation meme fans, and anyone who knows the miles are fake but the cookie is real.