Cardboard Medallion Bag Tag

Description

If you’ve ever worked your way through airline loyalty tiers only to realize the prize was essentially nothing, this bag tag is for you.

The Cardboard Medallion is an airline loyalty parody inspired by downgraded perks, endless boarding groups, and the quiet moment when you accept that expectations should probably be gate checked.

Clip this onto your luggage and enjoy the quiet chaos of fellow travelers recognizing it immediately. Some will laugh. Some will nod. A few will look at it, sigh, and continue boarding in Group 7.

Printed in full color on both sides of a durable PVC card and paired with a flexible plastic loop, this tag is made to survive real travel, real overhead bins, and very low expectations.

Details
– Size: 3.375 in x 2.125 in
– Full color, double sided print
– Durable PVC card, ID style thickness
– Includes clear plastic luggage loop

What it does
– Makes your bag easy to spot
– Starts conversations with people who know better
– Sets the tone before your boarding group is called

What it does not do
– Improve your boarding position
– Unlock perks of any kind
– Stop first class passengers from giving you that judgmental look as you walk by them

This is a parody item. It is not affiliated with any airline or loyalty program. It will not get you special treatment, but it will help manage expectations, which feels appropriate.

Perfect for frequent flyers, aviation meme fans, and anyone who has accepted that cardboard might be the most honest tier left.