Inflation Medallion Bag Tag

Description

If you’ve ever watched your airline miles slowly become worth less while being told you’re earning more than ever, this bag tag is for you.

The Inflation Medallion is an airline loyalty parody inspired by rising prices, shrinking value, and the magical way miles seem to devalue the exact moment you land. You earned them. They existed. And now they are worth slightly less than they were five minutes ago.

Clip this onto your luggage and enjoy the quiet chaos of fellow travelers immediately understanding the joke. Some will laugh. Some will sigh. A few will start explaining award charts to strangers who did not ask.

Printed in full color on both sides of a durable PVC card and paired with a flexible plastic loop, this tag is made to survive real travel, real overhead bins, and the steady erosion of perceived value.

Details
– Size: 3.375 in x 2.125 in
– Full color, double sided print
– Durable PVC card, ID style thickness
– Includes clear plastic luggage loop

What it does
– Makes your bag stand out at baggage claim
– Starts conversations with people who check point values
– Accurately reflects the current state of airline rewards

What it does not do
– Preserve your miles’ value
– Beat inflation
– Lock in redemption rates

This is a parody item. It is not affiliated with any airline or loyalty program. It will not protect your miles from devaluation, but it will at least acknowledge what everyone already knows.

Perfect for frequent flyers, points hoarders, and anyone who has watched their rewards quietly inflate away.