Presidential Medallion Bag

Description

If you saw the news about the Delta Force operation in Venezuela and immediately thought, “that guy gets more legroom than I do,” this bag tag is for you.

The Presidential Medallion is an airline parody inspired by frequent flyer frustration, non-existent upgrades, and the fact that loyalty programs pretty much mean nothing nowadays.

Clip this onto your luggage and enjoy the quiet chaos of people at the airport doing a double take. Some will laugh. Some will be confused. A few will nod in respect and say nothing.

Printed in full color on both sides of a durable PVC card and paired with a flexible plastic loop, this tag is made to survive real travel and real abuse from overhead bins.

Details
– Size: 3.375 in x 2.125 in
– Full color, double sided print
– Durable PVC card, ID style thickness
– Includes clear plastic luggage loop

What it does
– Makes your bag stand out immediately
– Starts conversations at baggage claim or while waiting for your boarding group to get called
– Signals that you are very tired of airline nonsense What it does not do – Get you upgraded
– Get you escorted anywhere
– Get you involved in international operations

This is a parody item. It is not affiliated with any airline, the U.S. military, or any actual loyalty program. It will not get you special treatment, but it might get you a laugh, which honestly feels more valuable at this point.

Perfect for frequent flyers, aviation meme fans, and anyone who copes with travel through sarcasm.